Buenos diaz ...

I, myself, am known as Rudy de Chihuahua.  I, myself, welcome you to my small casa on de internet.  During December de world was blessed to have me, myself, living in it for 4 years.  I live at de casa of Senior Bob and Seniorita Mommy.  We also have de young senior Alex to accommodate and, of course, my beloved puta.  I, myself, have mucho thinking occurring and believe others will benefit about it and desire to know it.  So I, myself, have plannings that this will be a buonas arena for making you to see it.  Gracias for your many attentions.

January 30, 2006

 

Dear Senior Roberto,

 

Once again it seems that you, yourself, have left de safe confines of de casa and removed yourself to somewhere unknowns to myself.  As I, myself, watched de boxes of clothing being packed, I, myself, realized that you have once again accepted a dangerous mission.  I, myself, having been experienced to dangerous missions understand de sacrifice you must provide to accomplish de successfulness of it.

 

You have myself’s assurances that de casa will be well protected.  I, myself, will singularly be upon guard against strange happenings and coincidences that may occur during yourself’s absence.  So do not worry, Senior Robert, for all is under myself’s complete control.

 

As to de swollen and droopy consistency of my lip, I, myself, am pleased to report that it is healing unto wellness.  As you, yourself, suspected, I, myself, was digging onto a mound of red dirt and was ambushed by small crawling creatures.  One of the brave creatures bit upon my lip, causing it to grow and turn violent red.  De resulting bump has been uncomfortable.  But I, myself, have managed to endure it’s pain and inconvenience.

 

Having listened to mucho conversations being had around myself, I have deduced that you will not be back soon.  Also, having seen de amount of white foot coverings you stuffed into de boxes of clothings, it is of logic to believe that you will be away for some days in de future.  I do not know of yourself’s destination but I, myself, am hopeful that it will be a warm clime offering yourself relaxing moments of deep pondering – much as like I, myself, enjoy under the sleeping platform.

 

Also, it has not escaped myself’s notice that you, yourself, have neglected to also take your indoor shoes with you.  Be assured that I, myself, will take care of those items and keep them safe under de sleeping platform until yourself returns.

 

Adios!

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Jan 19, 2006

 

Well, for tres days I have pondered upon de problem facing I, myself.  And I, myself, have come up with a possible fixing.

 

Perhaps my beloved Puta has no understanding ability of the situation that I, myself, want to share lovings with her.  I, myself, need to show the puta how the feelings are in my heart and loins.  So I, myself, have decided to shower her with love offerings that will, no doubt, reveal de depth of emotion she stirs inside myself.

 

I, myself, spent some moments pondering what items may interest her random, unfocused mind.  Now those items have been hidden in my lair under de sleeping platform and I, myself, have devised a scheduling of how they will be presented to her.  She must not fail to see my emotional devotions when I, myself, present her with ...

... warmly clothings for her to snuggle

... drawing sticks for her creative longings

... delectable munchings for her tummy

... and rememberable momentos of myself.

 

Certainly these items will woo de devotion of my beloved puta back to me in short timings.  I, myself, am excited to beginning de wooing.

 

Adios

 

Jan 13, 2006

 

Eet has been dos weeks since de start of de new year of 2006 and I, myself, have found this year to be a chance for mucho improvements in de life of myself and my puta.

 

For you see, I, myself, have been wooing my beloved puta for tres years now and have made little progress.  Oh, there was that lovely escapade we enjoyed for dos weeks in de spring while she was in de heat and we spent long afternoons enjoying de glory of our amorous loving.  I, myself, do not understand the sadness this brought to Seniorita Mommy.  But, alas, what was there for me to do?

 

But lately de affections of my puta have become cold and unfocused.  As she is a delicate flower, eet is up to I, myself, to nurse her attentions back to me and reposition myself in de front of her heartling.

 

How shall I, myself, accomplish such a task?   Perhaps I, myself, will spend some time in my lair under de sleeping platform and ponder upon this puzzlement.

 

Adios

 

Dec 26, 2005

After Senior Bob and Seniorita Mommy changed de wall colorings in de sleeping room and relocated de sleeping platform, I, myself, have secured a lair under de sleeping platform.  It is here where I do my thinkings and plannings.  It is also here where I bring items for eating, chewing, and general destruction.  Unfortunately my time spent under de sleeping platform is solitary as de height of my beloved puta prevents her from comfortably joining me.

So as it was siesta time, I, myself, was under de sleeping platform chewing upon de indoor shoe of Senior Bob and preparing a new planning for my next mission.  I, myself, knew this would be a solitary mission because de festival commotion in de casa was distracting my beloved puta from her duty to assist me.

My mission was to use whatever availabilities present to obtain de deliciously smelling meat in de kitchen.  Taking one more innocent seeming stroll around de casa, I, myself, came upon de perfect resource to use for this mission in de form of de little grand-child-person eating in de floor.  I, myself, sniffed de vapors coming from his sticky body and de meat was upon him.  I, myself, took a position next to him as he sat and ate with his fingerlings bite after bite of de meat.  And when he turned his head, I, myself, grabbed the largest piece of meat and retreated to my lair.  I could hear de loud voice of Seniorita Mommy as she chased me.  But once in my lair, I am impervious to her controlling and she is helpless to obtain me.  So, there, under de sleeping platform, I, myself, celebrated de success of my mission as I enjoyed filling my tummy with de meat.

Adios

 

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