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like, Hey Everybody!
My name is Mollee and like, I'm 3 years old and live with Mommie, Big Daddy, the little boy, and the rat ... and like, we have a nice house and all ... and like, Big Daddy loves to rub my belly and stuff ... so yeah, like ... I am a little doggie but I am bigger than the rat who stinks and steals my cookies ... but like, Mommie says I am supposed to, like, talk on here and stuff ... but, ummm, I can't think of what to say and all ... so, like... I'll just say whatever seems good and stuff ... ok?
January 30, 2006
Dear Big Daddy,
Hey and like, how are you … like, all of a sudden you didn’t come back home and I was like … where’d he go? … and then I remembered that you were putting all your clothes in those big black cases … and like, I thought that was weird but I didn’t pay any attention to it … so now you’re gone and I’m like … wondering where you went … so, like, when Mommie was talking to Sonya about something I sat close to them and listened to what she said … and Mommie was saying that you’re going to an Ironing place where there’s lots of heat and sand and wind … and like, that doesn’t sound like too much fun, Big Daddy … ‘cause, like, I hate the sand ‘cause like it gets everywhere and is so uncomfortable … but like … I hate the cold too … so, like, I guess it doesn’t matter ‘cause … like … ummm … what were we talking about? … ‘cause like I forgot and stuff … but oh yeah … I forgot to tell you … the rat has run away with your slippers and is holding them hostage under the bed and stuff … and like, I tried to get one and he growled at me so I was like … whatever you dumb rat … so you might need to get some new ones … and oh … guess what? …. I ate the scab off the rat’s lip … it was SO cool … but Mommie got mad at me and then she looked like she was gonna puke or something ‘cause she ran for the bathroom … but anyway … like, take care of yourself and come home soon … and like, try not to get Ironed or anything.
Love,
Mollee
Jan 19, 2006
Hey you guys ... like ... what a weird week it's been ... like ... the rat has been acting so way weird ... and like if Mommie and Big Daddy don't do something ... like ... I'm afraid of what he might do next, and stuff ... 'cause like ... just yesterday when I was trying to take a nap in the big chair ... like, he jumped up in the chair with me and dumped a mouthful of stinking socks on my head! ... like ... EEWWW! ... they stunk so bad ... and I was like ... what the hell are you doing, you stupid rat?! ... and he was like ... "gifting you with warm clothings" ... and I was like ... well thanks for the thought but, like, I don't really like stinky gym socks on my head when I'm trying to nap and all ... and then ... like, later when I came back inside from visiting the fence ... I found a whole pile of chewed up pencils ... and like, that would have been neat if he'd have left any for me to chew up ... but no ... the rat chewed them all up and left me the splinters ... and like, the next time I saw him ... he was getting scolded by Mommie and stuff because he jumped up in the chair and snatched food off the table ... yeah ... and like, by the time I came along there was nothing left but crumbs ... and like, that is SO rude ... but like, what's really got me nervous is that he's starting to play with his poopy again ... 'cause, like ... I know he sometimes plays with my poopy ... I don't know why ... probably cause, like, he's a stinking rat and all ... but anyway ... he brought me a pile of his poopy and laid it in front of me like I was supposed to be all excited and amazed that he'd pooped or something ... and like, that was way wicked nasty ... and yeah, like ... the next time he tries that I'm gonna bite the poop right out of his rear end ... the stupid, stinky, aggravating rat ... geeze ... but you know what? ... like, it was funny when Mommie was walking through the big room and stepped in his poopy ... now THAT was funny ... and she, like, chased him and scolded him and he had to go to time-out ... dumb rat ... serves him right.
Jan 13, 2006
... like I can't believe it's that cold time of year again ... you know ... like when you go outside to potty and the wind blows it back on your legs ... ewww ... I hate it when that happens ... oh yeah ... and speaking of blowing, it's like that rat won't leave me alone ... it seems like everyday he's like ... "what are you doing?" ... and I'm like ... I'm chewing on this bone you dumb rat ... and he's like ... "come recline in de warming sun with me, my darling" ... and I'm like ... just get over yourself you weirdo ... 'cause, like Mommie keeps it cold in the house and I ain't gonna go lay next to that big window where it is drafty and stuff ... I just don't know what his problem is ... and like, whenever I try to lay on the couch or on the bed ... like ... he follows me and stuff ... and it's really starting to make me mad that he keeps insisting that he has to sniff my special place to make sure I'm getting enough vitamins or something ... 'cause, like ... he seems to enjoy doing it alot ... and like ... I'm not sure a rat would know much about what kinds of vitamins and things I should have ... so, like ... next time he starts sniffing around my special place ... I think I will go poofy on him ... like how Big Daddy goes poofy on our heads sometimes when we're in bed at night and under the covers and it smells so yucky and stuff ... yeah ... that's what I'll do ... I'll go poofy on him ... the stupid stinking rat ... geeze.
Dec 26, 2005
... like, in the morning when I got up to potty and all ... like, there were all these bright, sparkly boxes and stuff in the big room ... and I was like ... WOW ... and the rat was like ... WOW ... and the little boy was like ... WOW ... and I was like ... what's in those sparkly boxes and all? ... and like ... I had to wait forever before Mommie sat down so I could stand in her lap and watch all those other people ... like ... open their sparkly boxes and stuff ... and like, it was like a big party ... and like, there was all this paper and shinny strings and it was so exciting and stuff ... yeah, it was fun ... and then, like, the rat stole food off the plate of the little tiny boy ... cause the rat's like ... he's mean and sneaky and stuff ... and like, Mommie got wordy with him and stuff ... and I thought I saw her dragging him out from under the bed by his tail ... and then, like, she smacked his bottom and took what was left of the food away ... and I was like ... hee hee hee that stupid rat ... but, whatever ... and then, like just when I thought all the fun was over, Mommie showed me a sparkly box and helped me open it ... and I was like ... for ME?! ... and it was so cool because ... like ... there was a bouncy circle, a twisted rope, some hard chewy sticks, and these great smelling eating things ... and like, it was so way cool that I got something all for me ... and, yeah, the rat got some too ... but like, I was like ... whatever you stupid rat, and stuff ... and it was just so cool!